The Establishment (Afro-Punk) Version
Bus preachers. I don’t know if they exist anywhere else but they’re a staple in the Black community. They’re Christians who either are pastors doing unnecessary overtime or wannabe pastors preaching what is not entirely their flock. They believe everyone should hear the word of God – regardless whether everyone wants or needs to or not.
They bleat to their captive audience the glory of the Lord and His Father and how good They are to the preacher and how all should rejoice and be gladeth in it for this is the day that the Lord has made. All who refuse the notion is an outright sinner that will verily soon feel the dark persecution of the Lord for unknowingly siding with the Devil and his wicked ways. Everyone else should get right with their life too because Judgment Day is comin’. It’s comin’ and there won’t be no foolin’ God so be faithful to the Lord, be gladeth in His creations – or suffer.
God, how annoying.
I’ve got nothing against the Christian God, really, but some members of his fan club ought to go on mute when it comes to preaching in public places. It’s rude, myopic and frankly, very annoying. They’re not blind to the idea that not everybody is Christian but totally deaf to the notion that Christianity is not for everyone so all that preaching could be going down a sink. It is not fair to me, the Pagan, that I have to hear you preach simply because the Lord compels you but if the tables were turned, it would be problematic and praising the Devil somehow.
I don’t mind discussion of religion, I think that’s fantastic or I wouldn’t go through the trouble of having a comment section, a fan page, twitter, email or P.O. Box otherwise. But discussion is very, very different from preaching. Preaching is not discussion, it is very one-sided and the only time the preacher allows talking is for the call and response and the response isn’t a free response, but something you’re supposed to say. Preaching is great in church (given the subject stays on God, Christ or the Bible) because all the listeners are supposed to be there and attentive, just not on a bus filled with diverse beliefs where the people who don’t believe the same don’t need to hear all that preaching.
Some may think it isn’t right but I usually challenge bus preachers (street preachers don’t bother me as the audience isn’t captive, just walk away). Hey, they felt like spoiling my ride and my quiet, surely they should expect some repercussion somehow, some way, some day. It’s fun to debate sometimes and since just about all arguments I have heard before, it makes for nice entertainment. See, I was raised Christian, these Christians can’t go super far being challenged before they trip up somewhere and start backpedaling – and that’s usually where the fun begins. I’ve learned that bus preachers are pretty ignorant about any religion (and even other denominations) that aren’t theirs and actual political religious history, hence mad easy to trip up.
I am very aware that it is a must for Christians to spread the word of God but there are ways to go about it that doesn’t have to come straight out of the “Unbelievably Annoying” category. Paganism doesn’t have (nor I think condones) proselytizing but in my experience of dealing with Christian friends, readers and people, what works best is to not blast it out and force it down people’s throats. Express it through living, that goes a lot farther because that person is just doing them, nothing to get mad or annoyed at and everything to admire. Not only that but it doesn’t kill them that they’re willing to understand beliefs that aren’t their own. See, then you, the Christian, may feel free to talk about your faith because I don’t feel harped at about mine.
As said before, Pagans don’t preach or proselytize – it’s part of the religion not to yammer broadly in the ears of those who don’t want to hear it – but I have heard of Pagans who have participated in doing this, just to the lower degree of waiting to be provoked instead of standing up and ruining everyone’s commute. Pagan fundamentalists, they’re called. They’re fewer in number than the Christian variety but look and act the same, just with 14% more crazy and 32% more self-embarrassment. I’ve never met one (or it would be up here on Black Witch toute suite) but from what I heard, “wack” isn’t word enough for these people. It’s something beyond “trifling” and somewhere in the neighborhood of, “Lol, wut?” Granted if I did meet one, I’m afraid I would – excuse my momentary vulgarity – have to dick with them just because. They spew outright nonsense as super pseudo-environmentalists, probably couldn’t tell you a single country the equator passes through and their minds got way too hyped from Live Earth. They don’t understand the nature part of Paganism (which is 99% of the foundation of the religion) and honestly, they could afford a piping hot cup of Shut The Hell Up.
My main thing? Don’t shove your religion down other people’s throats. Just live, leave me alone and followers will come if they feel it in their hearts. Have a nice trip.
On a lighter note, tommorow is two things: The Black Weblog Awards live ceremony (which, sadly I won’t be physically there for) which will be broadcasted at the Black Weblog Awards site and the pre-orders for this blog’s very first book Black Witch: Life from the Black Pagan Perspective, vol. 1 starts. The book will drop on Sept. 9th through Lulu publishing so if you want to pre-order, go to the Black Witch Shoppe page for info.
You know, I was just thinking about this a week or so ago. I was on the bus when a woman got on and decided to give an entire sermon to everyone. I was really annoyed but luckily I had my ZUNE so I could drown her out with music. But, it made me wonder, why is it that I’ve never seen a pagan getting on a bus and preaching to everyone about their faith, or even a Muslim, or even a Jew? I mean, its always Black people (I’m Black BTW) and they are always skirting the edge of being crazy. What really annoys me is how the driver will just sit there and allow the person to do it; meanwhile if I got up and started reciting poetry to everyone in a loud, dramatic voice, I’m pretty sure I would be asked to get off the bus because I was disturbing people. Ugh. You don’t have a problem with Christianity…but I do.
I understand, it can be very bothersome. It’s also not fair to those who aren’t Christian and don’t want to listen, not because they hate Jesus or anything but because the bus is not a church. I already mentioned in the column while it is not likely for Pagans to preach the same way, even Black pagans and I don’t think that Islam or Judiasm has the same rules about spreading the word of God and, to use a music industry analogy, the more popular the star, the bigger the fan club. The bigger the fan club, the more likely you’re going to house a few (thousand to millions) morons about it. Their hearts are in the right place but mind completely elsewhere. I believe that’s where the issue stems from for when my Christian friends talk about their religion, it doesn’t make me grit my teeth but see it like they do and appreciate it as such.
I’ll make this brief, because I got a bus to catch: 1. Thank you so much, “Black Witch” for having this site/blog. I wish I knew you. 2. Although I grew up Baptist (and looks like I’m stuck with it because nothing else works, LOL) I’m still interested various kinds of real spirituality/beliefs, rather than the Bible Beating I get WAY too much of here in the Bible Belt (Dallas TX).
3. Even here, with more churches than any city in the world (check Guiness Book of World records), you wouldn’t believe the street preaching right at the rail station where people just HAPPEN to be waiting for the commuter train (in other works, a somewhat captive audience). Sometimes I get fed up and get into a debate, just to shut them up. Fanactics are hopeless.
Ha, thanks, I’m fairly approachable (tho I can have my moody moments but I’m no godzilla of mood swings) so just keep talkin and you shall :3
It’s always good to be open minded to other beliefs, it helps reaffirm whether you’re in the right belief system or not. If you’re still Baptist after learning about other religions and spirituality, then you’re Baptist and believe it fully and firm in the core of your beliefs, always a good thing. Avoid less heartache and even psychological disorders that way from not trying to force your mind to agree and mold to something that deep down you don’t agree with.
I believe that record! Texas seems to be a very Christian state. Ha, it is good to debate them because you’re right, that is a captive audience somewhat. They can’t just up and walk away and if they did, they may miss the bus or the next stop is much too far. It is troublesome to have such fanatics because they’re what people think of when you hear the term “Christian”, someone who’s foaming at the mouth with their closemindedness, wack in disposition and being a complete nuisance to everyone.